south park good times with weapons script

Dude! This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers. Get back here. Script Portal; Games Portal; Merchandise Community. The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril. But we can't go to the hospital. You're gonna scramble his brain! Butters! We do it all the time! The boys are transformed into Japanese warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local market. Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchakus Sokuromoto! Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Auction barker You don't understand what my mom will do to me if she finds out I was playing with weapons! Looking like a small city now. It was an outrage! Full Ep. I need the modeling glue. Dr. Hyeah, "they're not that cool." "Let's Fighting Love" • You can't pass through this area until you defend your honor! Now we just gotta sneak him into town. Roger I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues. Stan With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, April Stewart. The boys walk along a fairway. It's secret ninja stuff. I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction. Those cost money! You don't understand what my mom will do to me if she finds out I was playing with weapons! Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! Ech! No, Butters. Darkness falls as the humans beg their King to save them. Get back here. Gerald and Sheila Broflovski Yeah. Go ahead, Kyle. Boku ga warui so let's fighting... My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. Now! Token Here's a quick quiz on "Good Times With Weapons", in which the boys get into trouble with ninja weapons they buy at the … I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about. Because my cloak is made of a ...titanium alloy that shields me from heat! Hand me the modeling glue. You have to take me to the hospital! The animation is fabulous - on par with 'Good Time With Weapons' and 'Make Love Not Warcraft' - and the script is amazing! Let's fighting love! Okay. Randy Marsh Now you are a chicken! You can't pass through this area until you defend your honor! You know this to be true. Hyaaaaah! Yeah! Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -penis! Well, could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thomsons. Throw your nunchakus away. Because my cloak is made of a... titanium alloy that shields me from heat! These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. “Good Times With Weapons” (Season 8, Episode 1) A master class in animation, at least by South Park standards. Best we call the animal shelter. Yes. By now our parents probably. The residence of the one called... Craig. You take him to the hospital and let your mom find out what happened. Skeeter Chef They'll be so jealous. Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. All right, dickhole! All right, people, we are all extremely upset over what's happened. Come on, guys. Stop dude! Well, could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thomsons. At the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and bark a lot. God dammit, Cartman! What I Learned Today "Perhaps there is … Jimmy Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us. No asshole! Just humor them. Take the Quiz: South Park - Good Times With Weapons. We've got a lot of knives for sale here. I'm a lost soul. Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid fair all day long. Come on and take a look, folks. This is what happens when the moral fabric of society breaks down! I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about. Good Times with Weapons/Script; P Pre-School/Script; Q Quest for Ratings/Script; S Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes/Script; Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset/Script; T The Jeffersons/Script; The Passion of the Jew/Script; U ... South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. But now both of you shall feel the power of my Web of Holding! He's just wandering around aimlessly. People mill around. Let me try it. Don't worry, Kyle. Wait a minute. Hey, what are you children doin' with those weapons? Lame! You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Uuuh, Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? He's just wandering around aimlessly. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues. We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas. Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by. Okay, hang on guys. Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchucks of Sokuromoto! It's hopeless, dude! We just have to ditch them! https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Good_Times_with_Weapons/Script?oldid=428887. I grow weary of your foolishness. Enough! Cartman pulls out a small firecracker and tosses it on the ground before Kyle and cackles softly] Kyle: ... [End of Good Times With Weapons. The set includes brief audio commentaries by Parker and Stone for each episode. You have to take me to the hospital! Hold on you guys. Veterinarian Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?? I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers. Come on, little fella. All right, people, we are all extremely upset over what's happened. Okay, okay, you can have your powers back. Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming. We can't tell you where we got 'em! It'll be okay! When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. HighJewElfKing; SilasGreaves12; Cryptar; ... "Good Times with Weapons" "Up the Down Steroid" "The Passion of the Jew" "You Got F'd in the A" "AWESOM-O" ... South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Butters must have made it to the hospital. You guys can't fix my eyeball! Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues. Okay. We're outta here! Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya! You see, guys? Wait a minute. "South Park" Good Times with Weapons (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Cartman (now without his AWESOM-O costume) is forced to watch it too. Throw your nunchucks away. And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his... penis! I have the power to have all the powers I want. A dark lonely shadow of a person-. Come on. I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye? Assistant. Stop dude! Time for you to pay! I'd ex. My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. We have come to return the weapons we purchased. You can't keep making up new powers! Right now the Jew in you is screamig "NO! Kyle South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. But you know well that your Jewish blood won't let you. Let's go protect the world! Kono uta chotto baka South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. They're about to start the big auction. Butters! We should go show our weapons to Craig and those guys. Okay, okay, you can have your powers back. Cartman All our parents are there. Eigo ga mechakucha We've got a lot of knives for sale here. You don't get to have. Eric Cartman Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Jimmy Valmer Timmy Burch Nathan Nancy Mr. Mackey Ryan Valmer Sarah Valmer Liane Cartman Michael Michael's parents Barry Bonds Mark McGuire Special Olympics host Special Olympics coaches Special Olympics volunteers Various Special Olympics Participants Story Elements Timmy Burch • Jimmy Valmer • Eric Cartman • Nancy • Nathan • "Push It to … Now you are a chicken! Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! 10 questions, rated Average. Yeah. Yeah. Huh nice attempt, ninja! All right. Come on, guys. Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? Wait, wait, wait. Go ahead and try. We'll go back to the fair and return them. All right. I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. Okay okay, calm down, Butters! So long, children! Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay? It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. Get your money back!" 'Atta boy. All right. Come on and take a look, folks. All right. South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. At first we needed our parents' permission, but then we told him our parents were dead. We, we're brothers, see, and our parents... died in a car accident last year. Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way. Uh not now, Craig, we we have to be going. Butters I thought you told me your parents were dead. I actually have another power. We don't have time for that, dude! This page is a gallery for images from Season Eight's "Good Times with Weapons". Linda Stotch You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Best we call the animal shelter. Okay, uh, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though. The boys walk along a fairway. I'd ex. So if we make Butters up to look like a dog,... That is the dumbest idea you guys have ever come up with! We don't have a choice, Kyle. You can't keep making up new powers! So long, children! The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. A noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard. We need more fur over here. Right on the other side of the fairgrounds. They've got no spine! That's the ninja code! 3. Those cost money! Craig's not gonna tell on us. Hey, you guys, you know what we should do? Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back. Nurse Are you ... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? Are you ... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? Hyeah, "they're not that cool." Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these! The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie. South Park is more spread out these days. No, Butters. Yes. All right! Come on. You're gonna scramble his brain! Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back. And now I will use my power to... Hahahahahaaa ha! Looking like a small city now. Yeah, that it, Cartman! All right, ninjas! Craig's not gonna tell on us. Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? I thought you told me your parents were dead. It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. Go ahead and try. Now! Aw dude, crap. They're about to start the big auction. We are a very select elite fighting team sent to protect the world from evil, and you can't play with us. I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! Come, ninjas, let's go. Just humor them. Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! My mom took me to see Mel Gibson's movie. Professor Chaos •. Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do. All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle. No asshole! We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons. Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the... penis! Cartman pulls out a small firecracker and tosses it on the ground before Kyle and cackles softlyv: Kyle [stops so he doesn't get hurt and glares] Stop it, Cartman! Uuuh, Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. Well, like the rest of you, I am shocked and appalled at what happened! The residence of the one called... Craig. [The game starts with an epic dark fantasy movie-style cutscene and Cartman's voiceover.] You don't get to have. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Listen, doucher! 21:59. Yes. I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. Huh nice attempt, ninja! South Park Is Gay (s07e08) Good Times With Weapons (s08e01) Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes (s08e09; cameo) Die Hippie, Die (s09e02) ... Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails since at least Season 13 - before then, it was known only as the Bar, or the South Park Bar. South Park. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. Go ahead, Kyle. You see, guys? Aw dude, crap. At the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and bark a lot. You guys can't fix my eyeball! Yeah, Butters. We'll go back to the fair and return them. Ech! Enjoy! Yeah, that it, Cartman! Robert T. Pooner Presents A Pooner Pictures Production Cartman: Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion. We have come to return the weapons we purchased. Looks like we have a sworn enemy, you guys. Ye-yeah, a little- Butters! I have the power to have all the powers I want. I'm a lost soul. Now, stop being such an asshole! By now our parents probably. Clyde A dark lonely shadow of a person-. Yeah. The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril. From now on you only get to have. Craig The final scene shows Butters' video of Cartman dressed as Britney Spears -- being shown to all of South Park's fourth graders, plus the Catamount Pictures Execs and the military. Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons? Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! Uh I grow weary of your foolishness. Development on South Park: The Game as it was initially known, ... Trey soon began writing the game's script, ... a superhero outfit, weapon, and a special attack featuring Mysterion, as well as a similar pack based on the episode "Good Times With Weapons", featuring Balrog. Good Times with Weapons Park County Fair, day. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay? Atta boy. Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these! We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas. We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons. If you can. Townspeople Don't worry, Kyle. If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. Uh, not now, Craig, we we have to be going. If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you! It's all right, Kyle. I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. Enough! This is why Jews can't be ninjas! Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. It's hopeless, dude! I told you it was a wardrobe malfunction! I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. We need more fur over here. Oh yeah?! Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor. We're trying to help you, Goddamnit! Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and- Butters, listen! You could put somebody's eye out. Lame! I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Oh yeah?! Hey hey let's go kenka suru One of the knives on display looks like a "Klingon" knife (called "D'k tahg") from Star Trek. They'll never know what we bought. Come on, little fella. We are a very select elite fighting team sent to protect the world from evil, and you can't play with us. Oooh, Butters, are you going out to play again? Aw man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! I mean, there were children watching that auction! 802. This is a South Park exclusive… A lot of people know the chorus, but here are the full lyrics to “Let’s Fighting Love” — right out of the official script for “Good Times With Weapons“: Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono, Kintama no kame aru, Sore no oto saru bo bo, Iye! Time for you to pay! Heres a quick quiz on Good Times With Weapons, in which the boys get into trouble with ninja weapons they buy at the town fair. You could put somebody's eye out. All right, ninjas! Okay okay, calm down, Butters! Yeah! Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with! But you know damn well that your Jewish blood won't let you. Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid fair all day long. They'll be so jealous. Add a photo to this gallery Story Elements "Let's Fighting Love" • Professor Chaos • Media Images • Script • Watch Episode Release South Park: The Complete Eighth Season Listen, doucher! This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! We're outta here! Doctor Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! Get your money back!" No, can't say that I have. Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?! Nuh uh! Good Times with Weapons (Original Airdate: 3/17/04) South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. AWESOM-O (Original Airdate: 4/14/04) Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked. Admins. Mayor McDaniels They've got no spine! 12/04/2002. But we can't go to the hospital. 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